February 7, 2007
I woke up this morning only to discover that one of my hairless cats, Phoenix, AKA “Dumpster Diver” had proceeded to jump head first into every trash can upstairs (again). Needless to say, there was toilet paper and all kinds of other unidentifiable crap everywhere. After cleaning up and spanking the cat (who was drinking out of the toilet-again-) I walked downstairs to find my son Caleb naked yet again. Despite the twenty degree weather outside, he insist on being naked (his reasoning-”I just like being naked-my skin needs air”).
My son continues to make me laugh everyday. I found out from his Nana that he begged to bring me home a “present” from their farm this past weekend. This “present” was a dead squirrel that he tried to convince his graddaddy would be a “great present for mommy because she can cook it for dinner”. Speaking of squirrels, Caleb and I were recently driving in the car when he spotted a dead squirrel on the side of the road. I told him that the squirrel was now in heaven with Jesus…Caleb’s response, “no he isn’t mommy- I can still see him laying on the side of the road”. How am I supposed to respond to that?
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