Lies I told my parents as a teenager:
1."I haven't been drinking I swear".
2."No, I didn't sneak out".
3."I'll be home by curfew".
4."I'm spending the night with one of my girlfriend's tonight".
5."I promise I wont have a party while you're gone".
6."No, I am not sexually active".
7."My homework is done".
8."I'm late getting home because we had a minor car accident".
9."I would never sneak a boy in at night".
10."I wouldn't lie to you".
11."I don't know what happened to the alcohol in the refrigerator".
12."I didn't take money out of your purse".
13."I would never smoke cigarettes".
14."I would never smoke pot".
15."I am too sick to go to school today".
Amazingly enough my parents believed all of these lies...not because they were stupid but because in actuality I was a good kid. Though I told them some white lies, I was pretty honest and trustworthy most of the time. Though my mother would laugh at this list now, it would actually piss my dad off (despite the fact I am nearly thirty-years-old). I guess there are some things a daughter should never tell her father.
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