"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"...

Well...my name is not Lucy and I certainly do not see diamonds in the sky, however, I do see black/gray spots each time I look upwards. This admission in itself is alarming (even by my standards). I've googled it and have come to the conclusion I have something called "floaters" in my eyes (gross-could they not come up with a more flattering name?) Even more alarming is the fact "floaters" typically do not become noticeable until a person is in their later years (therefore, logic would lead me to believe that noticing them at the young age of thirty-one is something to be concerned about). At this point I'd gladly trade Lucy her diamonds for my floaters.