1.Woke up late as I thought the sound of my alarm going off was a truck backing up in my dream…
2.Realized that due to laundry procrastination I had no clean underwear and would have to go to work commando…
3.Spent thirty minutes looking for Caleb’s birth certificate only to remember that it was at my office…
4.Already running late, I became delayed yet again when I heard Phoenix (AKA Dumpster Diver) throwing up in the laundry room (first in the litter box then on the floor)…
5.Had to race Lola to the laundry room to clean up the cat vomit on the floor as there is nothing she will not eat (even regurgitated cat food). Said “screw the vomit in the litter box”- Lola can’t reach it and Matt can clean it up later…
6.Realized Caleb’s dad forgot to give me a check yesterday for the books Caleb wants to order at school (insert Caleb’s brief meltdown about having to turn the check in today even though the note clearly stated it was due on or before Thursday-and today is Wednesday). Wrote the check and prayed they’d hold off on cashing it until his dad reimbursed me…
7.Realized I left my cigarette pack outside last night and as a result they are soaking wet…after a quick assessment decided to throw them in my purse anyway-I don’t need a nicotine fit and at this point I’ll just eat them on my way to work if I can ever make it out of the house...
8.Drove like a maniac to get to work…traffic was terrible because school is back in session and it was raining heavily. Accidentally nearly hit an AT&T van while checking my cell phone (sorry Oprah, I violated my “No phone” pledge)…
9.Due to the crappy cell phone service I’ve experienced recently I looked back in my rearview mirror at the AT&T van and seriously considered actually hitting it (or at least running it off the road but then realized this would only result in arriving even later to work)…
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