Toxic Shock Syndrome (AKA TSS) is a life-threatening illness a person can develop in a multitude of ways (women are at a low risk of developing TSS whenever using tampons).
Recently, I came home and found shredded cotton all over my bedroom carpet. I didn't think too much about it until I later found bits of chewed up blue plastic that looked suspiciously like the tampons I keep in my bathroom. Looking under the bed, I discovered that Izzie had gone into the bathroom, somehow opened up a brand new box of tampons, then proceeded to open and eat most of them. Bad Izzie! How did she survive?
Perhaps Izzie is trying to tell me something...just to be safe I bought her a large box of dog bones at the grocery this morning.
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