I am by no means perfect and like any human being have horrid habits, etc. With that said, I am simply venting (AKA ranting and raving) about some of the things that personally send me over the edge at times:
Ink pens that don't work yet no one ever throws them away (as if they'll "magically" begin working again)
Poor grammar
When Lola "escapes" (always at a mad dash) towards the end of our cul-de-sac (please see previous posts)
Whenever Izzie "escapes" period
People who inhale their food (with their mouths wide open all the while trying to carry on a conversation)
Plucking my eyebrows (no further explanation needed)
Insomnia (yet I am drinking a diet Dr. Pepper as I write this at 3 AM-correlation perhaps?)
Bad manners
Rude people
Bullies
Racism
Narrow minded people
Religious extremist
High gas prices and even higher electric bills
Stubborn nicotine habits
People who drive slow in the express lane (seriously pull the f* over to the right side of the road so others can at the very least drive the speed limit)
My white-out obsession (if you work with me then no further explanation is required)
Animal cruelty
Abuse and neglect of any kind but especially towards children
Lola automatically assuming I should feed her each and every time I walk downstairs (even if it's only been five minutes since her last meal or just sixty seconds since I walked up then back down)
Having to write things out on paper-I type a million times faster (sadly my once beautiful penmanship has gone to hell)
Having to wait (for anything)...terrible habit I struggle with
People who type in all CAPS (it's as if they're screaming at you)
Habitually late people
When people urinate on the seats in public restrooms (and leave it for others to deal with)
My iPhone coverage at my house (I mean seriously, WTF AT&T?)
The stubborn five pounds I can't seem to permanently shed
Going to the dentist (AKA extreme anxiety regardless of the reason for my visit-no offense Dr. Major's-it isn't your fault)
Grocery shopping and the inevitable stares I receive from strangers who don't understand the reason my cart is filled with so much produce is because I have an apparently starving "micro pig" at home (because even a vegetarian couldn't consume that much produce in a months time yet Lola devours it in less than a week)
Not having a fan available whenever I go to sleep
Having my family live so far away (or is it perhaps the fact I live so far away from them?)
Expensive vet bills (let's be honest-vet bills in general)
Habitual/pathological liars
Commercials (thank you DVR)
Having to wait a million months for Season Four of "True Blood" to begin v v
Habitually selfish and irresponsible people
People who brag incessantly
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