Excerpts from Lola

Dear Mommy-

I was so happy I got to play outside this past weekend. I played in the dirt and nearly dug out a hole for Izzie so she can climb under the fence whenever she wants to. In fact, I thought it was so warm that after playing in the dirt I decided to jump into my swimming pool (which actually had water in it due to all of the rain we've had recently). I'm really sorry that after jumping into my pool I became really muddy and left muddy pig prints all over your kitchen. Perhaps you should consider changing my pool water (as it is now dark brown from all of the mud). I noticed on your FB page you have a picture of a pig wearing boots...perhaps this is something we can look into since I refuse to let you clean my hooves whenever they become muddy and you are then forced to chase me around the downstairs area with the Swifter Wet Jet mop. Again, I am really sorry about all of the mud (on both Saturday and Sunday).

Yours,

Lola ^_^