Tuesday, August 14, 2012

The Chronicles of Charlie

Dear Mommy-

I'm sorry I chewed up the toothbrush...okay, I admit it-I didn't just chew it up, I ate the entire bristled head.  And since I'm already in trouble--I mean apologizing, I'm also sorry for keeping you awake the last few nights.  For some inexplicable reason I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night with the uncontrollable urge to pounce on your face.  Between you and me, I think I've got some impulse control issues in addition to my PICA.

I love you mommy,

Charlie

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