Preface: Caleb has been in Florida with his paternal side of the family for the last week. They will return home late Saturday night. During his time in Florida, I have spoken to Caleb on the telephone to check in and see if he is enjoying his first time ever to the ocean (which he is immensely). During our last conversation I asked Caleb the following:
Me: "Have you swam in the ocean? Have you found a lot of sea shells?"
Caleb: "I think we are going to go swimming in the ocean on Friday because it's supposed to be really warm that day. I have found A LOT of shells, starfish, and dead crabs. Don't worry mommy, I am going to bring ALL of it home to show you."
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Stolen
Alzheimer's is a quiet, progressive, silent, and relentless disease of the mind. Though the disease afflicts millions each year, much is still unknown about the disease or why it chooses some victims while ignoring others. Typically symptoms do not become evident until the person has been living with the disease for roughly eight years. It begins innocently enough...misplaced car keys, forgotten appointments, but it quickly progresses to more alarming memory lapses such as forgetting to pay bills, forgetting a conversation, etc. I first began to suspect possible dementia in my paternal grandmother this past fall due to some unusual email exchanges and phone calls from her. This year at Christmas I was especially alarmed to discover that in the last two months her memory had disintegrated at such an accelerated pace. At my uncle's insistence he was able to get my grandmother into her doctor yesterday at which time the doctor gave her a series of simple memory tests. To say she failed would be an understatement. For example, when the doctor gave her three simple words to remember then asked her to recall them five minutes later she could only remember one. My grandmother is scheduled to have a CAT scan this upcoming Monday. In addition, my uncle and father recently discovered my grandmother has not been paying her bills (despite the funds to do so)and had fallen three months behind in her mortgage, bills, etc. As of yesterday, my grandmother is no longer allowed to drive a vehicle or live alone and will soon be assessed as to whether she is an appropriate candidate for assisted living. Knowing my grandmother as well as I do she will not be happy with this option as she is fiercely independent and very private. Last summer I was especially fearful for her life...while hospitalized for pneumonia she at one point appeared to lose the will to live (a death sentence in most cases as when a person gives up their will to live the body begins to react accordingly). Alzheimer's is a vicious and unforgiving disease...it robs the mind and leaves the afflicted person confused and scared. I am haunted by the fact the disease will eventually progress to the point family and friends are no longer recognizable to her. The life expectancy (after diagnosis) varies depending on the person's health, etc. My grandmother is frail, has battled pneumonia many times, and is not in the best of health. My biggest fear is her decline will be rapid and unstoppable. My heart breaks not only for her but also for my dad and uncle who will bear the brunt of caring for her and the inevitable pain that accompanies children who must watch a parent suffer from Alzheimer's. With all of the above said, I am choosing to focus on what I love best about my grandmother (especially when my sisters and I were young).
As children each Sunday following church, we ate lunch (often ham and cheese sandwiches from "Rax" at her house)-a ritual I appreciate now more than ever. Because my grandmother and grandfather (who was twenty years older than her and passed away in 1995) worked in the school system, they retired early allowing my sisters and I to often spend the night or simply spend an afternoon playing at their house. Those overnight play dates are some of my fondest memories and in the below text I will share some of those dearest to me:
When my sisters and I were very young, my paternal grandparents had a downstairs bedroom they had converted into an office (complete with two desks, office supplies, computer-the works.). Without fail, my sisters and I played "office" frequently which generally included wearing "dress up" clothes and drinking "coffee" (AKA coke in a coffee mug). As children this was serious business...we had coffee breaks, meetings, and business lunches (often conducted on their outdoor patio area). To our delight, my grandmother (who is a very petite woman) saved many of her dresses, fur and pea coats, gloves (short and elbow length), high heels (that actually fit-oh the thrill!), jewelry, etc. from her professional career. Due to her small size, we were able to easily assume the role and appearance of a professional adult (as it isn't often children can dress up in "real" adult attire). In retrospect, some of those dresses were quite glamorous while others make me cringe.
Whenever my sisters and I spent the night at my grandparents house we had the choice of choosing our breakfast the following morning. Without fail we always narrowed it down to two choices-choosing either the most fantastic bakery in Owensboro (which would include jelly donuts, "long-John's", etc.) or having grandmommy (as we affectionately call her) cook "Big Eggs". My grandmother's "Big Eggs" were fantastic and often this was the option we inevitably chose. Her secret? Fix the eggs in a blender, add a dash of milk, and for each egg you use, add one tablespoon of Coffee Creamer...it's nothing short of heavenly.
Outings with my grandmother were equally enthralling. My grandmother would often take us to the mall (via the trolley-thrilling to ride on as a child) and purchase herself a dress as well as purchase us a few items of our own choosing. Later, my grandmother would then put on the dress we helped her choose and take us out to lunch (Red Lobster was a popular choice). Each time my sisters and I had a one on one lunch date with my grandmother, we felt so grown up and special.
Growing up, my grandparents home was a safe haven- a home away from home-a place to go whenever you felt ill and could not go to school or simply a place to just disappear from the outside world for awhile. As luck would have it, there was a wonderful museum (which later included a children's area)within walking distance from their home. We frequented the (free) museum often and discovered many wonderful things.
Our grandparents spoiled us immensely. Without fail, their refrigerators (as there was one inside and one in their garage) were always filled with treats we were never allowed at home: pudding cups, Popsicles, ice cream, push-up pops, fudge bars, cokes (a rarity found at our parents house), etc. Naturally we were given free rein to roam the rows and rows of treats and snacks and select them at will.
As a child, Christmas was extravagant and lavish. My grandparents (particularly when my grandfather was still living), included Christmas presents galore. Each year my sisters, cousins, and I delighted in all of our carefully chosen gifts and surprises (which always included multiple gifts of jewelry). My grandmother has always had a penchant for nice, expensive jewelry and has quite an extensive collection-which she sometimes allowed us to try on and admire.
As a child, my grandmother took me to the movie theater for the first time. Shocked at the enormity of the movie screen, I nervously held her hand during the scary parts of "Snow White". I can still recall sharing popcorn and a very large box of Starburst candy (not an item I'd normally be allowed to eat). My grandparents also had a luxury that as children living out in the country did not-cable television (which included HBO). As a result, my grandmother spent countless hours recording children's shows onto VHS tapes for us. Once she gave us the tapes to take home (alas we did at least have a VCR at our parents house) we watched shows such as "Fraggle Rock" which we might otherwise never have viewed.
My grandmother helped introduce me to the world of culture-she often took me with her to see the Owensboro Symphony perform (their Christmas performances were amazing). My grandmother also often took me to see musicals such as "The Music Man" and "My Fair Lady"-musicals I still adore to this day.
In high school my grandmother literally helped me pass algebra. Being a former high school math teacher and Head of the Math Department, she patiently worked with me each afternoon to ensure I succeeded in math. For this, I am forever grateful.
As an adult, my grandmother has often helped me out in times of crisis-be it me needing to borrow a small loan (which I always paid back in full) or simply being a solid rock of strength during the loss of our Matthew in 2007.
There are so many wonderful memories I have about my grandmother. I know her life as a child and as a young adult was hard. I regret not knowing more about her life and the fact I never may.
As children each Sunday following church, we ate lunch (often ham and cheese sandwiches from "Rax" at her house)-a ritual I appreciate now more than ever. Because my grandmother and grandfather (who was twenty years older than her and passed away in 1995) worked in the school system, they retired early allowing my sisters and I to often spend the night or simply spend an afternoon playing at their house. Those overnight play dates are some of my fondest memories and in the below text I will share some of those dearest to me:
When my sisters and I were very young, my paternal grandparents had a downstairs bedroom they had converted into an office (complete with two desks, office supplies, computer-the works.). Without fail, my sisters and I played "office" frequently which generally included wearing "dress up" clothes and drinking "coffee" (AKA coke in a coffee mug). As children this was serious business...we had coffee breaks, meetings, and business lunches (often conducted on their outdoor patio area). To our delight, my grandmother (who is a very petite woman) saved many of her dresses, fur and pea coats, gloves (short and elbow length), high heels (that actually fit-oh the thrill!), jewelry, etc. from her professional career. Due to her small size, we were able to easily assume the role and appearance of a professional adult (as it isn't often children can dress up in "real" adult attire). In retrospect, some of those dresses were quite glamorous while others make me cringe.
Whenever my sisters and I spent the night at my grandparents house we had the choice of choosing our breakfast the following morning. Without fail we always narrowed it down to two choices-choosing either the most fantastic bakery in Owensboro (which would include jelly donuts, "long-John's", etc.) or having grandmommy (as we affectionately call her) cook "Big Eggs". My grandmother's "Big Eggs" were fantastic and often this was the option we inevitably chose. Her secret? Fix the eggs in a blender, add a dash of milk, and for each egg you use, add one tablespoon of Coffee Creamer...it's nothing short of heavenly.
Outings with my grandmother were equally enthralling. My grandmother would often take us to the mall (via the trolley-thrilling to ride on as a child) and purchase herself a dress as well as purchase us a few items of our own choosing. Later, my grandmother would then put on the dress we helped her choose and take us out to lunch (Red Lobster was a popular choice). Each time my sisters and I had a one on one lunch date with my grandmother, we felt so grown up and special.
Growing up, my grandparents home was a safe haven- a home away from home-a place to go whenever you felt ill and could not go to school or simply a place to just disappear from the outside world for awhile. As luck would have it, there was a wonderful museum (which later included a children's area)within walking distance from their home. We frequented the (free) museum often and discovered many wonderful things.
Our grandparents spoiled us immensely. Without fail, their refrigerators (as there was one inside and one in their garage) were always filled with treats we were never allowed at home: pudding cups, Popsicles, ice cream, push-up pops, fudge bars, cokes (a rarity found at our parents house), etc. Naturally we were given free rein to roam the rows and rows of treats and snacks and select them at will.
As a child, Christmas was extravagant and lavish. My grandparents (particularly when my grandfather was still living), included Christmas presents galore. Each year my sisters, cousins, and I delighted in all of our carefully chosen gifts and surprises (which always included multiple gifts of jewelry). My grandmother has always had a penchant for nice, expensive jewelry and has quite an extensive collection-which she sometimes allowed us to try on and admire.
As a child, my grandmother took me to the movie theater for the first time. Shocked at the enormity of the movie screen, I nervously held her hand during the scary parts of "Snow White". I can still recall sharing popcorn and a very large box of Starburst candy (not an item I'd normally be allowed to eat). My grandparents also had a luxury that as children living out in the country did not-cable television (which included HBO). As a result, my grandmother spent countless hours recording children's shows onto VHS tapes for us. Once she gave us the tapes to take home (alas we did at least have a VCR at our parents house) we watched shows such as "Fraggle Rock" which we might otherwise never have viewed.
My grandmother helped introduce me to the world of culture-she often took me with her to see the Owensboro Symphony perform (their Christmas performances were amazing). My grandmother also often took me to see musicals such as "The Music Man" and "My Fair Lady"-musicals I still adore to this day.
In high school my grandmother literally helped me pass algebra. Being a former high school math teacher and Head of the Math Department, she patiently worked with me each afternoon to ensure I succeeded in math. For this, I am forever grateful.
As an adult, my grandmother has often helped me out in times of crisis-be it me needing to borrow a small loan (which I always paid back in full) or simply being a solid rock of strength during the loss of our Matthew in 2007.
There are so many wonderful memories I have about my grandmother. I know her life as a child and as a young adult was hard. I regret not knowing more about her life and the fact I never may.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Excerpts from Lola
Dear Mommy-
While I appreciate the fact you did not want to exclude me when you purchased Izzie, Max and Phoenix winter sweaters, I did NOT enjoy putting on the sweater you bought for me. Of course, once my sweater was on I liked it (it’s soft and keeps me extra warm). With that said, I owe you an apology for the conniption fit/temper tantrum I threw during the thirty minutes you tried to pull it over my head. Please understand I had no idea what you were trying to do to me and had you not bribed me with handfuls of cat food I probably never would have allowed the sweater to finally be placed on my body. I must admit I am a bit embarrassed by the wide range in sweater sizes you purchased. Specifically, Izzie needed a small, Max needed a medium, and Phoenix needed a large while I required an extra, extra large (*blush*). Perhaps I will make a New Year’s resolution to trim down a bit…or perhaps not.
Always,
Lola ^-^
While I appreciate the fact you did not want to exclude me when you purchased Izzie, Max and Phoenix winter sweaters, I did NOT enjoy putting on the sweater you bought for me. Of course, once my sweater was on I liked it (it’s soft and keeps me extra warm). With that said, I owe you an apology for the conniption fit/temper tantrum I threw during the thirty minutes you tried to pull it over my head. Please understand I had no idea what you were trying to do to me and had you not bribed me with handfuls of cat food I probably never would have allowed the sweater to finally be placed on my body. I must admit I am a bit embarrassed by the wide range in sweater sizes you purchased. Specifically, Izzie needed a small, Max needed a medium, and Phoenix needed a large while I required an extra, extra large (*blush*). Perhaps I will make a New Year’s resolution to trim down a bit…or perhaps not.
Always,
Lola ^-^
Feeling Good...
I rarely blog about my job-not only because of the sensitive nature on the type of work I do but also because I like to keep my personal and professional lives separate whenever possible. Today is my last day at work until the New Year begins (yes, I will be enjoying five glorious days off). With that said, my last day of work in 2010 was extra special. I had the honor and privilege in helping to finalize an adoption for a special needs child who will now have a “forever home”. I am truly grateful for the role I played in this process and feel blessed to end the work year on such a high note.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
Dear Lola
Dear Lola-
I hope you received all you wanted from Santa. Regardless, today is 12/27...unless you should suddenly pass in the next 24 hours we are rabies free!
Love,
Mommy
I hope you received all you wanted from Santa. Regardless, today is 12/27...unless you should suddenly pass in the next 24 hours we are rabies free!
Love,
Mommy
Surviving Childhood
Looking back it's nothing short of shocking children from the 80's and further back survived. Here are a few examples:
1. Most cars did not have seat belts
2. We rode bigwheels/wagons etc at alarmingly speeds down steep driveways which had no clear view of any oncoming traffic
3. We rode in dangerous cars (ex- old school VW Bugs in which the engine was located in the rear of the car)
4. Driving while under the influence was tolerated (case in example-I've heard countless stories of people getting pulled over and the cop simply driving said person home)
5. We rode in the world's most dangerous sleds down steep hills littered with large trees-and survived
6. We swam in lakes, etc. unsupervised
7. We played in creeks, woods, etc until sundown (again zero supervision)- my parents weren't neglectful-it was simply acceptable during those times
8. We rode our bikes for hours on main and back roads (alone)
9. We jumped on rectangle trampolines-nets were nonexistent at the time (side note I believe rectangle trampolines are no longer sold due to their lack of safety)
10. We waited at bus stops alone and/or walked home alone with no concerns or worries
11. We were left at home and allowed to babysit at a very young age (I used to regularly babysit a sibling group of 3 ages six and under) and I was only ten years old.
12. Looking back, baby walkers were simply death traps prior to the late 90's...unbelievable
13. Until the last few years, baby car seats were nonexistent...again we all survived somehow
1. Most cars did not have seat belts
2. We rode bigwheels/wagons etc at alarmingly speeds down steep driveways which had no clear view of any oncoming traffic
3. We rode in dangerous cars (ex- old school VW Bugs in which the engine was located in the rear of the car)
4. Driving while under the influence was tolerated (case in example-I've heard countless stories of people getting pulled over and the cop simply driving said person home)
5. We rode in the world's most dangerous sleds down steep hills littered with large trees-and survived
6. We swam in lakes, etc. unsupervised
7. We played in creeks, woods, etc until sundown (again zero supervision)- my parents weren't neglectful-it was simply acceptable during those times
8. We rode our bikes for hours on main and back roads (alone)
9. We jumped on rectangle trampolines-nets were nonexistent at the time (side note I believe rectangle trampolines are no longer sold due to their lack of safety)
10. We waited at bus stops alone and/or walked home alone with no concerns or worries
11. We were left at home and allowed to babysit at a very young age (I used to regularly babysit a sibling group of 3 ages six and under) and I was only ten years old.
12. Looking back, baby walkers were simply death traps prior to the late 90's...unbelievable
13. Until the last few years, baby car seats were nonexistent...again we all survived somehow
Blast from the Past
While in Owensboro this past weekend my stepmother and I painstakingly dug out my dad's old albums (an impressive collection I have long since begged to be given). In addition, we also discovered his old record player and speakers (alas, covered in much dust). Discovering this treasure trove of goodies I was instantly transported back to the past. I literally grew up and attribute my love for older music primarily due to listening to these albums. My dad's albums include everything from some of the original Beatles albums to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Someday these albums will be mine-until then I plan on scoping out the local goodwills and eBay to purchase my own record player.
Boys Play
Regardless of your opinions on Playboy, my dad has long been collecting each issue. Years ago, my father inherited all of the original issues via my now deceased grandfather. While cleaning out my dad's basement this past weekend I discovered multiple boxes of said magazines. Remarkably, my dad even owns the original issue featuring none other than the infamous Marilyn Monroe. My father surprised me greatly when he stated that one day Caleb will become the sole beneficiary of said issues (please note this will be in the very, very distant future). Again despite your opinion, it's one impressive and valuable collection.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Quick and Easy Christmas Recipe
While this is a quick and delicious Christmas recipe, it in no way compares to the Cake Ball recipe placed on one of my previous blogs. With that said, they are still quite good and require very little time and preparation.
Take Butter snap pretzels (these are the “round” shaped pretzels)
Add a “Hershey Hugs Kiss” on top
Place the pretzels and “Hershey Kiss” on a baking sheet into the oven (just long enough to slightly melt the chocolate)
Immediately remove from the oven and place one” M&M” on top of each “Hershey Kiss” pretzel
Once cooled, enjoy!
Alternative ideas: You can replace the “Hershey Hugs” and instead use “Rolos”, miniature “Snickers”, or miniature “Reece Cups”
Added Bonus: If you are traveling to a party, etc. this is an easy and delicious snack that does not require any reheating.
Take Butter snap pretzels (these are the “round” shaped pretzels)
Add a “Hershey Hugs Kiss” on top
Place the pretzels and “Hershey Kiss” on a baking sheet into the oven (just long enough to slightly melt the chocolate)
Immediately remove from the oven and place one” M&M” on top of each “Hershey Kiss” pretzel
Once cooled, enjoy!
Alternative ideas: You can replace the “Hershey Hugs” and instead use “Rolos”, miniature “Snickers”, or miniature “Reece Cups”
Added Bonus: If you are traveling to a party, etc. this is an easy and delicious snack that does not require any reheating.
Excerpts from Lola
Dear Mommy-
We have just six more days until we are officially “in the clear”. I feel fairly confident I don’t have rabies and I’m really sorry for accidentally biting you. I hope Santa doesn’t penalize me for my misbehavior…I try really hard to be a good girl (even though I don’t always succeed). I’ve heard what I can only hope is a vicious rumor….that Santa actually puts coal in your stocking if you’re on the “naughty list”! Surely this is simply a mean rumor Izzie, Max and Phoenix have been using to tease me with. Again, I am truly sorry for biting you and I hope you communicated the above information to Santa.
Always,
Lola ^-^
We have just six more days until we are officially “in the clear”. I feel fairly confident I don’t have rabies and I’m really sorry for accidentally biting you. I hope Santa doesn’t penalize me for my misbehavior…I try really hard to be a good girl (even though I don’t always succeed). I’ve heard what I can only hope is a vicious rumor….that Santa actually puts coal in your stocking if you’re on the “naughty list”! Surely this is simply a mean rumor Izzie, Max and Phoenix have been using to tease me with. Again, I am truly sorry for biting you and I hope you communicated the above information to Santa.
Always,
Lola ^-^
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Latest Great Find:
After purchasing several pairs of jeans from Express (I swear to this day they are the ONLY jeans I’ve been able to locate that fit me correctly) I needed to have them hemmed. Not wanting to spend the time nor the money taking them to get tailored, a coworker suggested purchasing hemming tape which can be found in the fabric department at nearly any store (I found mine at our local Wal-Mart). Although I love to decorate, etc., I loathe sewing, stitching, etc., however I was willing to give the iron on hemming tape a try (well that is, I was willing to give it a try after I was repeatedly assured at how easy it is to use). Dubious about the success of the tape I went ahead and purchased it figuring if it didn’t work then at least I would only be out a few dollars. On Sunday, I spent about an hour hemming my pants with the iron on tape and was amazed not only by how easy the process was but also by how wonderful it works (it’s even machine wash durable). For less than $5 I managed to perfectly hem each pair of my jeans by simply following the (very simple step by step) instructions. This is one product I highly recommend.
Slang Bangers
A good friend of mine recently purchased a deck of “slang” flashcards. Surprisingly I actually knew the meanings of many of the cards. For sheer fun, I am posting some of these on this blog. I will first type each of the slang words followed by their corresponding definitions and the given example. Enjoy!
Shorty- a term of endearment
Ex) “What’s up Shorty?”
Busta- a person who attempts to be something he or she is not
Ex) “Man he’s just a busta saying all that stuff.”
Butt-hurt-a person who overreacts to a very minor incident
Ex) “You’re just butt-hurt because I beat you at that game!”
Crew-a loyal group of friends whom one spends a lot of time with
Ex) “I’m hanging with my crew tonight”.
Down-an agreement indicating a willingness to participate
Ex) “I’m down with going out tonight with you guys”.
Fail-calling attention to a mistake or lack of success someone has made
Ex) “I can’t believe we didn’t beat that Wii game! Fail!”
For Reals- exaggerating having to actually do/follow through with something
Ex) “For reals-I can’t believe I actually had to pay him $50 bucks!”
Front-to put on a false appearance or an attempt to conceal or cover up
Ex) “Don’t front! I know you kissed my man!”
Hater-a person who dislikes someone for illegitimate reasons; someone who is jealous or envious of another person
Ex) “Jay is such a hater!”
Hot mess-a state of disorder that is somehow pitiful and/or will be difficult to fix
Ex) “Girl you’re relationship is a hot mess right now.”
Jacked- whenever something gets completely messed up
Ex) “Man you got jacked by that street vendor.”
Kill it- to do a good job
Ex) “You’re going to kill it when you give your performance tomorrow.”
Off the chain-can be interpreted in one of two ways-
1. Fun, enjoyable
Ex) “This party is off the chain” OR
2. A person or something is out of control
Ex) “That girl is off the chain tonight.”
Badonkadonk-a curvaceous female buttock
Ex) “That girl has a slamming badonkadonk.”
Boo-a term of endearment
Ex) “How you doing boo? I've missed you!”
Baller-a person (generally a male) who is living large (ex, nice clothes, cars, etc.)
Ex) “Man that guy is such a baller!”
Shorty- a term of endearment
Ex) “What’s up Shorty?”
Busta- a person who attempts to be something he or she is not
Ex) “Man he’s just a busta saying all that stuff.”
Butt-hurt-a person who overreacts to a very minor incident
Ex) “You’re just butt-hurt because I beat you at that game!”
Crew-a loyal group of friends whom one spends a lot of time with
Ex) “I’m hanging with my crew tonight”.
Down-an agreement indicating a willingness to participate
Ex) “I’m down with going out tonight with you guys”.
Fail-calling attention to a mistake or lack of success someone has made
Ex) “I can’t believe we didn’t beat that Wii game! Fail!”
For Reals- exaggerating having to actually do/follow through with something
Ex) “For reals-I can’t believe I actually had to pay him $50 bucks!”
Front-to put on a false appearance or an attempt to conceal or cover up
Ex) “Don’t front! I know you kissed my man!”
Hater-a person who dislikes someone for illegitimate reasons; someone who is jealous or envious of another person
Ex) “Jay is such a hater!”
Hot mess-a state of disorder that is somehow pitiful and/or will be difficult to fix
Ex) “Girl you’re relationship is a hot mess right now.”
Jacked- whenever something gets completely messed up
Ex) “Man you got jacked by that street vendor.”
Kill it- to do a good job
Ex) “You’re going to kill it when you give your performance tomorrow.”
Off the chain-can be interpreted in one of two ways-
1. Fun, enjoyable
Ex) “This party is off the chain” OR
2. A person or something is out of control
Ex) “That girl is off the chain tonight.”
Badonkadonk-a curvaceous female buttock
Ex) “That girl has a slamming badonkadonk.”
Boo-a term of endearment
Ex) “How you doing boo? I've missed you!”
Baller-a person (generally a male) who is living large (ex, nice clothes, cars, etc.)
Ex) “Man that guy is such a baller!”
Monday, December 20, 2010
Adventures in Vision World
Recently I noticed things in the distance suddenly seemed somewhat blurry. Nonchalantly I made the comment to a coworker that I thought my eyes might need to be checked (I've always had 20/20 vision). My coworker informed me a local vision center was offering a $1 eye exam. Confident I would only spend $1(and that perhaps my eyes were just "tired" lately from sitting in front of the computer, etc.)I promptly made an eye exam appointment. Well color me stupid but I spent a heck of a lot more money than $1. As stated in a previous post, I paid over $400 for the two pairs of glasses I received (incredulously the second pair was "free"). Because I have never needed glasses, I had no idea that eye glass frames and eye glass lenses are not one and the same as far as pricing goes...oh no, you have to pay for both! Though my vision is not terrible, my lenses had to be ordered from Texas as they were currently out of stock. One pair was ordered for reading/using the computer while the other pair was ordered for driving and seeing things more clearly from a distance (consequently I have since found this second pair has made everything appear clearer and as a result wear them nearly all the time). The following Friday, the vision center called and informed me my glasses for driving were in and that my glasses for reading would be in on Sunday. I immediately drove to the vision center and picked up the first pair. I was flabbergasted to discover that while wearing the pair of "driving" glasses they actually made everything seem blurry while driving. On Sunday, when I picked up my second pair (AKA "reading" glasses), I informed the staff there must have been some sort of mistake as the first set made street signs seem extremely blurry. After checking the paperwork, it appears the person who initially called me about the first pair accidentally mixed up which pair had arrived. Thanks vision center...lure me in under the pretense of spending only $1 and then nearly cause me to have a car accident after giving me reading glasses and telling them they were my driving glasses. Geez...
Random
1. I cannot watch ASPCA commercials (the commercials on abused and neglected animals)...it makes me cry every time.
2. I also cannot watch ST. Jude commercials...it hurts my heart.
3. I am eternally grateful my son inherited his father's natural intelligence. While I graduated Magna Cum Lade in undergrad and graduate school, I had to work hard for it. My son's father was born with innate natural intelligence- he scored a 33 on his ACT (unbelievable).
4. My dad and I used to play the game "Connect Four" frequently. To this day, Matt and Caleb rarely beat me. Thanks for all of the practice dad- it paid off.
5. I am not a huge baseball fan but I love the New York Yankees (this leads to conflict as my dad loves the Boston Red Sox while my son's father loves the New York Mets).
6. When I was a young girl, some of my childhood neighbors and I caught (and later released) "craw dads". (This admission floors my son).
7. I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh. Luckily I work in an office where this is not only acceptable but practically a requirement....we have wigs after all (don't ask).
8. I live in jeans during daylight hours, however, the moment I arrive home (after work) it's comfy clothes (generally a soft tee shirt and pajama pants).
9. I love the smell of freshly washed laundry.
10. I think the person who invented the swifter wet jet is simply brilliant.
11. I will likely cry whenever I watch the last episode of Oprah...no make that definitely cry if not wail.
12. If we lived in an area with a lot of land, we would have even more animals...goats and wallabees (AKA mini kangaroos).
13. Motivating myself to go to the gym is always difficult but once I work out I feel so much better.
14. I do not enjoy participating in social obligations during the work week...it throws off my routine.
15. I am extremely organized to the extent my coworkers tease me.
16. My son whips my tail whenever we play the game "Memory" (to the point of embarassment).
17. I was once a girl scout (for all the wrong reasons-I was only interested in the cool field trips).
18. I am an avid gossiper (I can be trusted not to pass on the gossip, however, I cannot help but listen in and be part of the process). I pray daily I can overcome this terrible vice. Thus far, I've had little success.
19. Remarkably I have grown to love my eye glasses.
2. I also cannot watch ST. Jude commercials...it hurts my heart.
3. I am eternally grateful my son inherited his father's natural intelligence. While I graduated Magna Cum Lade in undergrad and graduate school, I had to work hard for it. My son's father was born with innate natural intelligence- he scored a 33 on his ACT (unbelievable).
4. My dad and I used to play the game "Connect Four" frequently. To this day, Matt and Caleb rarely beat me. Thanks for all of the practice dad- it paid off.
5. I am not a huge baseball fan but I love the New York Yankees (this leads to conflict as my dad loves the Boston Red Sox while my son's father loves the New York Mets).
6. When I was a young girl, some of my childhood neighbors and I caught (and later released) "craw dads". (This admission floors my son).
7. I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh. Luckily I work in an office where this is not only acceptable but practically a requirement....we have wigs after all (don't ask).
8. I live in jeans during daylight hours, however, the moment I arrive home (after work) it's comfy clothes (generally a soft tee shirt and pajama pants).
9. I love the smell of freshly washed laundry.
10. I think the person who invented the swifter wet jet is simply brilliant.
11. I will likely cry whenever I watch the last episode of Oprah...no make that definitely cry if not wail.
12. If we lived in an area with a lot of land, we would have even more animals...goats and wallabees (AKA mini kangaroos).
13. Motivating myself to go to the gym is always difficult but once I work out I feel so much better.
14. I do not enjoy participating in social obligations during the work week...it throws off my routine.
15. I am extremely organized to the extent my coworkers tease me.
16. My son whips my tail whenever we play the game "Memory" (to the point of embarassment).
17. I was once a girl scout (for all the wrong reasons-I was only interested in the cool field trips).
18. I am an avid gossiper (I can be trusted not to pass on the gossip, however, I cannot help but listen in and be part of the process). I pray daily I can overcome this terrible vice. Thus far, I've had little success.
19. Remarkably I have grown to love my eye glasses.
Dog versus Pig versus Human
Whenever I lie down to watch TV on our living room floor, Izzie and Lola compete over who can snuggle up closest to me. Despite the fact one could easily lay on each side, they’d rather battle it out over the exact same spot. During a particularly feisty battle this past Thursday, I stupidly stuck my hand in front of their faces in a futile effort to break up their fight. By sheer accident, Lola nipped my ring finger resulting in broken skin and slight bleeding. Employing common first aid sense, I quickly washed my finger with antibacterial soap followed by peroxide then Neosporin. As the hour passed I became increasingly concerned at how rapidly my bitten finger was swelling compounded by the intense pain whenever pressure was applied to the area. I promptly phoned our local vet who (after putting me on hold for a few minutes-likely to do some quick research on pig bites) the vet returned to the phone and spoke the following words: “Now before I tell you this, you need to know that it is extremely, extremely rare, however, pigs can carry rabies. It is highly unlikely Lola has rabies; however, if she does she will die within the next ten days. Should this occur, bring Lola in to our office so we can test her. In the rare event this occurs, you will still be able to get the rabies vaccination series required for humans” (apparently there is only a 10-14 day window in which the vaccination can be administered and work successfully). Naturally my anxiety sky rocketed and I immediately began Googling what the vet conveyed over the phone. Rest assured, the information proved to be accurate (it is extremely rare for a pig to have rabies and even if she did, I would still be well within the time frame to get vaccinated should Lola be infected). Dear God, please do not let Lola die (especially before the 28th) as this will confirm she has rabies and I must then undergo (the very painful) 14 day period of vaccinations. Amen.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Ice Storm 2010
Since the beginning of the 2010 ice storm, our satellite has been out (please note this means we have had zero satellite for four days). We have watched movies until I thought our eyes would either begin to bleed and/or fall out (I mean seriously you can only watch so many DVDs in four days). With that said, the service man is "allegedly" coming Monday morning. I've never considered myself one to watch a lot of television, however, I do enjoy certain regular shows such as Oprah, Dr. Phil and pretty much anything on Investigative Discovery. I have literally watched the movie "Love Actually" (one of my favorites still) no less than eight times during the last four days. Unfortunately Matt and I don't always agree on the same types of movies as I prefer romantic comedies while he prefers gruesome horror flicks. After attending church at Southland this morning (and attending the 10:15 marriage class) I (luckily) got to choose today's movies: "Notting Hill" and "The Holiday"....and I smugly admit he loved both :)
Excerpts from Lola
Dear Mommy-
Initially I loved the snow, however, after the recent ice storm I have grown to dislike winter. Luckily, Matt sprinkled salt on the back porch- it didn't melt much of the ice but it did flavor it (which I consequently now love to eat). Despite the salt flavored ice, I am ready for the ice to melt...it's much too slippery for my delicate piggy hooves.
Always,
Lola ^-^
Initially I loved the snow, however, after the recent ice storm I have grown to dislike winter. Luckily, Matt sprinkled salt on the back porch- it didn't melt much of the ice but it did flavor it (which I consequently now love to eat). Despite the salt flavored ice, I am ready for the ice to melt...it's much too slippery for my delicate piggy hooves.
Always,
Lola ^-^
Excerpts from Lola
Dear Mommy-
I love wrapping paper-especially Christmas wrapping paper. Must you place all of the wrapped Christmas presents out of my reach? Or at the very least can I help everyone open their presents on Christmas day? I cannot help that I love Christmas so much that I want to eat the ornaments, lights, etc.! It's just so exciting-it's my first Christmas after all. Please think about allowing me to help open presents on Christmas day...I can't wait!
Always,
Lola ^-^
I love wrapping paper-especially Christmas wrapping paper. Must you place all of the wrapped Christmas presents out of my reach? Or at the very least can I help everyone open their presents on Christmas day? I cannot help that I love Christmas so much that I want to eat the ornaments, lights, etc.! It's just so exciting-it's my first Christmas after all. Please think about allowing me to help open presents on Christmas day...I can't wait!
Always,
Lola ^-^
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
“You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out” (Quote of the Week)
After receiving multitudes of snow this past weekend Caleb asked me the following question (it should be noted we live in a residential area):
Caleb: “Mommy, can I take my BB gun into the backyard and shoot at all of the snow”?
Caleb: “Mommy, can I take my BB gun into the backyard and shoot at all of the snow”?
“Smashing Pumpkins” (Story of the Week)
Preface:
It was only as the snow began to melt off of our front porch that Caleb and I noticed one of our (un-carved) Halloween pumpkins was still sitting on our porch. Upon discovering the old and forgotten pumpkin, Caleb asked if he could play with it outside. After twenty minutes I heard a faint banging sound coming from our side yard. Sensing trouble, I stuck my head out the front door to further investigate:
Me: “Caleb, what are you doing and what is that noise?”
Caleb: “I’m smashing the pumpkin with my metal baseball bat”.*
*As many of the neighbors watched and laughed
It was only as the snow began to melt off of our front porch that Caleb and I noticed one of our (un-carved) Halloween pumpkins was still sitting on our porch. Upon discovering the old and forgotten pumpkin, Caleb asked if he could play with it outside. After twenty minutes I heard a faint banging sound coming from our side yard. Sensing trouble, I stuck my head out the front door to further investigate:
Me: “Caleb, what are you doing and what is that noise?”
Caleb: “I’m smashing the pumpkin with my metal baseball bat”.*
*As many of the neighbors watched and laughed
Snow Blower Escapades
After receiving a lot of snow Sunday evening, my husband decided to use our leaf blower to clear the driveway. Fascinated by the power and success of the leaf blower, Caleb assisted Matt in blowing away the majority of the snow in our driveway. The next day (while Matt was at work) Caleb and his friend thought it would be fun to use the leaf blower (as the vast amount of snow had already recovered our driveway since the night before). Upon hearing the leaf blower turn on I was proud of Caleb for taking the initiative to clear our driveway again. It was only after many minutes went by followed by squeals of laughter that I opened up the garage door and discovered they were using the leaf blower to blow the snow IN TO the garage and at each other. Their reason: “because it’s fun.”
Make-up Wars
I am fully convinced cosmetic companies purposely introduce new make-up products only to then discontinue them once you have depleted the purchased item you've inevitably grown to love. This has happened to me (and many other women I know) time and time again). It is for this very reason I believe the discontinuance is due to either some clever marketing scheme (that consumers are unaware of) or some jack wagon CEO who thinks it’s funny to have people fall in love with a product only to then discontinue it. While shopping this weekend I “attempted” to match my (now discontinued) blush as closely as possible to the "new line of blush products". As I was getting ready for work this morning I realized there was a definite discrepancy between the two colors. Without shame I freely admit I dumped out my make-up bag and used my bronzer/blush brush in order to scrape up and use the last few crumbs of my former blush for my face.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Over the Mountains and Through the Woods to.....
Well in the above titled song, the answer is "to Grandmother's house we go", however, as of late it is to my house some of the neighborhood children consistently flock to. My family and I live on a small cul-de-sac that consist of about 10 houses. While most of the children are quite young on our small street, a couple of the children are around Caleb's age. Since I was a young child, I noticed many of the neighborhood children consistently gravitated to one house routinely. In retrospect, as a pre-teen/teenager I too, lived in "the house" in which many of my friends hung out at daily. It appears this legacy has continued into my adulthood. Each weekend (and as of recent each snow day) Caleb and two of the neighborhood children inevitably end up at our house. At this point, I have the "snow day" routine down to a tee. After sledding/playing in the snow, the children come in through the garage (where they leave their snow boots) followed by stripping down (in their own respective bathrooms) at which time their wet snow gear is promptly thrown into the dryer. While the snow gear dries, they are given hot chocolate and a snack (lately popcorn). Once comfortably warm, the children then settle down and watch a movie. I don't mind being the "neighborhood" mother but in all honesty I never would have foreseen myself in this role though I like it none-the-less.
Going Down Baby
Get your filthy minds out of the gutter! Despite the title of this particular blog entry, I am not referring to oral sex (though I am not above discussing this in other ahem, appropriate venues). I am actually referring to my ongoing battle with my mortal enemy "The Scale". Despite the holiday season, I've lost 9 pounds...just 10 more to go baby. I got this!
Skinny Bitch
My sister, Amanda, recommended the book "Skinny Bitch" to me. Although I am only two chapters in, it's nothing short of fabulous. I highly recommend this book to every female around the world. I'd like to raise a toast to the fabulous skinny bitches who cowrote this phenomenal book.
Bucket List
Some things I would personally like to accomplish prior to "kicking the bucket":
Travel to Italy
Become fluent in a second language (my Spanish is barely elementary)
Live in NYC for at least one year
Take an island vacation with Matt
Publish a book
Be blessed with grandchildren some day (far, far away)
Learn to play an instrument (well)...possibly the guitar or piano
Meet Oprah in person
Visit the Dali Lama
Travel throughout the world (aside from Italy this would include Scotland, Tibet, Barbados, and India)
Become a master yogi
Visit the Ashram featured in the novel, "Eat, Pray, Love"
Obtain my LCSW (an objective currently in progress!)
Own a (hot) convertible
Have enough wealth I can travel/fly anywhere at any time to see any of my family members
Become a part of something so great it literally changes the world
Own and run a farm for animals in need
Become a UN diplomat
Lobby for causes I am passionate about
See a female (NOT Sarah Palin) become the first female President of the United States
Live to see the world achieve true peace and unity
Live to see my son grow up to be a successful and happy adult in whatever manner that might be
Live near the ocean (preferably in a location that has an ocean side view from my bedroom window)
Write professionally (and successfully) for a living
Help in some profound way to help eradicate poverty, neglect and abuse
Leave this world knowing I made a positive impact and inspired others
Travel to Italy
Become fluent in a second language (my Spanish is barely elementary)
Live in NYC for at least one year
Take an island vacation with Matt
Publish a book
Be blessed with grandchildren some day (far, far away)
Learn to play an instrument (well)...possibly the guitar or piano
Meet Oprah in person
Visit the Dali Lama
Travel throughout the world (aside from Italy this would include Scotland, Tibet, Barbados, and India)
Become a master yogi
Visit the Ashram featured in the novel, "Eat, Pray, Love"
Obtain my LCSW (an objective currently in progress!)
Own a (hot) convertible
Have enough wealth I can travel/fly anywhere at any time to see any of my family members
Become a part of something so great it literally changes the world
Own and run a farm for animals in need
Become a UN diplomat
Lobby for causes I am passionate about
See a female (NOT Sarah Palin) become the first female President of the United States
Live to see the world achieve true peace and unity
Live to see my son grow up to be a successful and happy adult in whatever manner that might be
Live near the ocean (preferably in a location that has an ocean side view from my bedroom window)
Write professionally (and successfully) for a living
Help in some profound way to help eradicate poverty, neglect and abuse
Leave this world knowing I made a positive impact and inspired others
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Quote of the week
Over the last few months, Caleb has been voluntarily participating in a reading/book club through his elementary school (they've been reading the novel "Swindle"). As an avid reader myself I am no less than thrilled he too is a bookworm. My heart swelled with pride when he informed me he wanted to participate in the reading group. After finishing the book, all of the reading/book club participants were invited to attend the library this past Saturday morning for snacks, discussion, and a live video chat with the author of "Swindle". Caleb was extremely excited about attending and requested we leave the house early to ensure we would be able to get "good seats". Due to recent inner city road construction, I decided to take the back roads to the local library to avoid any traffic and/or delays. Uncharacteristically, Caleb was very quiet during the car ride. Mistakenly believing he was anxious about the library event I asked him if he was nervous about attending. His response, "No mommy I am not nervous about going to the library but you are making me very nervous driving on these curvy roads".
Church and other happenings
Because it is important to my husband, I attend church weekly with him at Southland Christian church. I enjoy the music immensely (it really is incredible) and the (very gifted) preacher, Jon Weese, is often witty and funny. Inevitably they show clips each week which are both funny, entertaining, and thought provoking. Those of you who know me well know I at times struggle with organized religion...I consider myself extremely spiritual but in no way believe religion and spirituality are synonymous with one another. Don't get me wrong, I believe in God, Jesus, etc. however, I also hold some very unconventional beliefs (as far as Christianity goes). I believe we are all made up of the same "energy" and will live on forever (choosing to reincarnate or not as I feel life is an ever lasting classroom/learning experience). After the service today, my husband and I attended (for the first time) a life group meeting which consisted of other married couples (some who are newly weds while others have been married decades). The people were very warm, nice, and friendly. I am certain we will return each week...I just hope they don't kick me out when they discover my true beliefs about spirituality and Christ :)
Winter Wonderland
Preface: Central Kentucky could possibly receive 1-3 inches of snow over the course of the weekend. Caleb, already prepared to go to Nana's on Saturday evening, took all of his snow gear in the event the snow did in fact arrive (boots, gloves, hat, sleds, pants, etc.). I mentioned to Caleb that if it snowed a lot, they could go to the local golf course to go sledding. Caleb became very excited (as there are many large hills at the golf course) but then a look of disappointment came over his face. Noticing his sudden change in demeanor I asked him what was wrong.
Caleb: "Mommy, without a golf cart I just don't think Nana can handle climbing up and down all of those hills".
Touched by his concern I responded, "Well, if it snows enough to go sledding at the golf course maybe just you and granddaddy can go together".
Happiness restored.
Caleb: "Mommy, without a golf cart I just don't think Nana can handle climbing up and down all of those hills".
Touched by his concern I responded, "Well, if it snows enough to go sledding at the golf course maybe just you and granddaddy can go together".
Happiness restored.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Glamour
My husband, Matt Gossett, is a successful stylist at Signature Salon in Nicholasville, KY. He does an amazing job on Keratin hair treatments (they're unbelievable as well as safer and cheaper than a Brazilian blow out). Matt is also a master at hair color and highlights. For more information or to book your appointment, contact him at 859-221-3940 or visit Signature Salon's website. Matt is currently offering a special in which any first time customer receives 50% off color or highlights. Even more fabulous is Matt's current deal on Keratin hair treatments which last through New Year's Day. Typically Keratin treatments cost $200 and up. From now until New Year's Day if you book a Keratin treatment with Matt or purchase a gift certificate, you can receive the Keratin treatment for $175 and receive two free $20 gift certificates. For those unaware of the Keratin treatments please visit Matt's facebook page or simply google "Keratin treatment photos or images". It's simply amazing. Glamorize it baby!
Friday, December 10, 2010
I have a good friend at work who has a very funny,sweet,and imaginative five-year-old son. This past weekend as they began setting out their Christmas Nativity scene her son (who has an inexplicable fascination with war)innocently asked my friend the following:
"Mommy, can I take the three Wise Men and use them to shoot the Angels?"
"Mommy, can I take the three Wise Men and use them to shoot the Angels?"
Story of the Week
Preface: Last night I’m in the bathroom taking a bath and hear a knock at the door. Caleb promptly enters the bathroom and relays the following information to me:
Caleb: “Mommy- I think Izzie (our female yorkie-poo) is trying to ride Max (our male hairless cat) like a horse”.
Me: “What do you mean she’s trying to ride Max like a horse”?
Caleb: “Well, Izzie has her arms wrapped around Max’s stomach and she’s trying to jump up on his back and her butt is moving back and forth”.
Speechless, I simply told Caleb Izzie would eventually learn that Max is not a horse and she cannot ride him.
Caleb: “Mommy- I think Izzie (our female yorkie-poo) is trying to ride Max (our male hairless cat) like a horse”.
Me: “What do you mean she’s trying to ride Max like a horse”?
Caleb: “Well, Izzie has her arms wrapped around Max’s stomach and she’s trying to jump up on his back and her butt is moving back and forth”.
Speechless, I simply told Caleb Izzie would eventually learn that Max is not a horse and she cannot ride him.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Animal
Animal has long been my favorite muppet. After some light research I discovered the following about him:
1. Animal's character was created by Frank Oz.
2. My favorite quote by Frank Oz when describing Animal: "Don't mess with Animal. He eats glass, man".
3. Animal is described as "a crazed drummer who speaks in guutural shouts".
4. According to Frank Oz, "Animal's five character (main) words are sex, sleep, food, drums, and pain".
5. In the Muppet movies/shows Animal must often be reminded to beat not eat his drums.
6. During his musical performances, Animal is often chained to his drum set due to his extremely and often unpredictable violent outbursts.
7. During Muppet shows and movies, Animal will often begin playing the drums on beat with the rest of the band, however, if he feels the song is too slow, he will then announce, "too slow!" and begin playing a much faster version of the song.
8. Animal is a known skirt and car chaser.
1. Animal's character was created by Frank Oz.
2. My favorite quote by Frank Oz when describing Animal: "Don't mess with Animal. He eats glass, man".
3. Animal is described as "a crazed drummer who speaks in guutural shouts".
4. According to Frank Oz, "Animal's five character (main) words are sex, sleep, food, drums, and pain".
5. In the Muppet movies/shows Animal must often be reminded to beat not eat his drums.
6. During his musical performances, Animal is often chained to his drum set due to his extremely and often unpredictable violent outbursts.
7. During Muppet shows and movies, Animal will often begin playing the drums on beat with the rest of the band, however, if he feels the song is too slow, he will then announce, "too slow!" and begin playing a much faster version of the song.
8. Animal is a known skirt and car chaser.
Excerpts from Lola
Dear mommy-
Whenever I woke up this past Saturday morning I was very alarmed by all of the white stuff covering the ground. Initially, I was reluctant to step out into the frigid air but to my delight discovered I love snow! With that said I must admit that while I love eating the snow, I do not like it whenever it begins snowing again and it begins to cover my body. I really appreciate your effort to try and locate a jacket or sweater for me to wear outdoors; however, I understand that due to my large belly this has thus far proved to be unsuccessful. Perhaps Santa Claus can find a special sweater that will fit me whenever he stops by our house Christmas Eve night. On another note, I really hope the Feed Store receives their shipment of pig pellets today as I have not had any since Friday. While I enjoy eating fresh fruits and vegetables I really would prefer the occasional bowl of pellets (preferably three times a day). P.S. If you or daddy happen to go out to the stores today please pick me up some more dog chew bones (as you are already aware the pork flavored ones are my favorite).
Always,
Lola ^-^
Whenever I woke up this past Saturday morning I was very alarmed by all of the white stuff covering the ground. Initially, I was reluctant to step out into the frigid air but to my delight discovered I love snow! With that said I must admit that while I love eating the snow, I do not like it whenever it begins snowing again and it begins to cover my body. I really appreciate your effort to try and locate a jacket or sweater for me to wear outdoors; however, I understand that due to my large belly this has thus far proved to be unsuccessful. Perhaps Santa Claus can find a special sweater that will fit me whenever he stops by our house Christmas Eve night. On another note, I really hope the Feed Store receives their shipment of pig pellets today as I have not had any since Friday. While I enjoy eating fresh fruits and vegetables I really would prefer the occasional bowl of pellets (preferably three times a day). P.S. If you or daddy happen to go out to the stores today please pick me up some more dog chew bones (as you are already aware the pork flavored ones are my favorite).
Always,
Lola ^-^
Dear Santa
Dear Santa-
Please disregard my previous blog request for a new laptop. After much investigation, we discovered Caleb (in a highly unusual fit of rage) slammed his hand down on the laptop after his best friend beat him at a Wii game. Rather than paying the ridiculously high cost to fix an already crappy computer, we purchased a new laptop complete with a built in webcam.
P.S. Caleb is completely aware you witnessed his naughtiness via elves and is making penenance between now and Christmas :)
Thanks Santa,
XOXOXOOXXOX
S
Please disregard my previous blog request for a new laptop. After much investigation, we discovered Caleb (in a highly unusual fit of rage) slammed his hand down on the laptop after his best friend beat him at a Wii game. Rather than paying the ridiculously high cost to fix an already crappy computer, we purchased a new laptop complete with a built in webcam.
P.S. Caleb is completely aware you witnessed his naughtiness via elves and is making penenance between now and Christmas :)
Thanks Santa,
XOXOXOOXXOX
S
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Ice and Snow
We awoke to a surprise this morning-a surprising 3 inches of snow. Unbelievably Lola adores it-she eats it as though it's ice cream. Needless to say we're snow bound and curling up and watching our favorite Christmas movies today.
Electronic hell
Laptop is shot to hell. Inexplicably it worked perfectly until Caleb used it last night. The screen has crazy zig-zag marks. Dear Santa can you please bring us a new one?
Sincerely Yours,
S
Sincerely Yours,
S
Friday, December 3, 2010
Tooth Fairy mishaps
Preface: At Caleb's dentist office, the staff gives each child a necklace with a plastic tooth container attached to it whenever he or she has a tooth extracted.
After Caleb had his tooth extracted from the dentist yesterday he made the decision to keep the necklace around his neck in an attempt to "catch" the tooth fairy in the act (as he would wake up once she tried to remove the necklace from his neck). Knowing that time is running out on his magical beliefs in such ideas and characters, I decided to leave the necklace as it was as I didn't to take the risk of waking him up. In the morning, my plan was to explain that the tooth fairy sometimes allows you to keep your tooth as a souvenir, especially when it's a molar as large as his was). With that said, we placed the money under his pillow once he fell asleep, however, whenever he woke up this morning he overlooked the money placed under his pillow. After careful thought and consideration, Caleb made the following remark, "I guess the tooth fairy knew I was trying to trick her and that's why she didn't leave me any money. I guess tonight I will place the tooth under my pillow so she can take it and leave me some money".
After Caleb had his tooth extracted from the dentist yesterday he made the decision to keep the necklace around his neck in an attempt to "catch" the tooth fairy in the act (as he would wake up once she tried to remove the necklace from his neck). Knowing that time is running out on his magical beliefs in such ideas and characters, I decided to leave the necklace as it was as I didn't to take the risk of waking him up. In the morning, my plan was to explain that the tooth fairy sometimes allows you to keep your tooth as a souvenir, especially when it's a molar as large as his was). With that said, we placed the money under his pillow once he fell asleep, however, whenever he woke up this morning he overlooked the money placed under his pillow. After careful thought and consideration, Caleb made the following remark, "I guess the tooth fairy knew I was trying to trick her and that's why she didn't leave me any money. I guess tonight I will place the tooth under my pillow so she can take it and leave me some money".
Puff the Magic Dragon and Dental Adventures
Preface: Matt took Caleb to the dentist yesterday in order to have a back baby molar tooth extracted. Consequently Caleb was administered nitrous oxide (AKA laughing gas) for the first time during the painful procedure. According to Matt, Caleb began making the following comments after being administered the nitrous oxide gas:
Comment 1: "Matt I can't feel my legs".
Comment 2: "Matt I can't feel my arms or hands".
Comment 3: Then as Caleb began slowly waving and wiggling his hands and fingers in front of his face (to the great amusement of the dentistry staff), he stated, "Matt I feel really, really good".
Comment 1: "Matt I can't feel my legs".
Comment 2: "Matt I can't feel my arms or hands".
Comment 3: Then as Caleb began slowly waving and wiggling his hands and fingers in front of his face (to the great amusement of the dentistry staff), he stated, "Matt I feel really, really good".
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me:
1. I am somewhat superstitious-each night I look into the sky I make a wish on the first star I see.
2. I am a homebody and prefer staying in and watching a good movie as opposed to attending social events.
3. I attended Catholic schools from sixth grade through twelfth grade but no longer consider myself Catholic. In hindsight, wearing uniforms was an asset as I never concerned myself with which outfit to wear.
4. I don’t trust or genuinely connect with others easily but once I do, my love and loyalty run deep.
5. I think it’s unnatural whenever a person doesn’t like animals (particularly when they do not like dogs).
6. My favorite dog breed is a Golden-Doodle; however, unless we eventually move to a larger home, we simply do not have the space for a large dog.
7. I will only adopt animals that do not shed (hence my two hairless cats, yorkie-poo, and micro pig) as I am highly allergic to pet hair and quite honestly despise the constant sweeping/vacuuming animal shedding entails.
8. I am addicted to Light Soy Chocolate milk.
9. I love chocolate; however, throughout my pregnancy with Caleb, I despised all brands as it tasted like chalk.
10. I adore shoes (particularly boots); however, I am always barefoot whenever I am at home.
11. I can only sleep soundly if the room temperature is cool and there is a fan turned on high (I shamelessly take a box fan to every hotel I have ever traveled to).
12. Although I am initially nervous I actually greatly enjoy public speaking, especially if it’s on a topic I am passionate about.
13. I am currently employed as an adoption worker and derive great joy in helping to facilitate foster parent adoptions.
14. Despite the current cold weather my office is inevitably very, very warm. Alas, employees must choose between freezing outdoors or burning up inside.
15. My biggest guilty pleasure is reading tabloid magazines, particularly People, US, and In Touch.
16. I have been told repeatedly that I give great advice; however, I am notorious for not applying the same wisdom in my personal life.
17. I am an extremely picky eater and often eat the same items over and over again.
18. My least favorite activity is grocery shopping. I simply hate it each and every time.
19. My sisters and I have been blessed with extremely thick hair.
20. I wear medium tinted SPF 20 Aveno moisturizer everyday and avoid sun bathing and tanning beds at all cost. Consequently, I am frequently told I look much younger than my actual age and attribute this solely to the fact I wear sunscreen daily.
21. I love acrylic nails, however, I am too lazy to maintain the upkeep of getting fills every two weeks.
22. I always carry hand sanitizer (in my purse, in my car, and at my desk at work).
23. I adore wearing hats, especially during the fall and winter seasons.
24. I always wear sunglasses as I cannot stand to squint outdoors. Generally I wear aviator style sunglasses as I find them to be the most flattering.
25. I love antique and costume jewelry-especially rings…the more extravagant the better.
26. Even after an entire year, I still grieve over having to remove my nose piercing. Inexplicably (despite my vigilant cleansing routine) it continued to cause problems. Consequently I have had my naval piercing since 2001 and it has never given me any problems.
27. I adore wearing false eyelashes though I rarely do so simply because it’s time consuming to apply and they can be quite costly.
28. Mariah Carey’s song, “All I Want for Christmas is You” is my absolute favorite (non-religious) Christmas song. My favorite religious Christmas song is “Oh Holy Night”.
29. I am obsessed with the “True Blood” series. Currently the character “Alcide” is my favorite however this is subject to change once the new season airs.
2. I am a homebody and prefer staying in and watching a good movie as opposed to attending social events.
3. I attended Catholic schools from sixth grade through twelfth grade but no longer consider myself Catholic. In hindsight, wearing uniforms was an asset as I never concerned myself with which outfit to wear.
4. I don’t trust or genuinely connect with others easily but once I do, my love and loyalty run deep.
5. I think it’s unnatural whenever a person doesn’t like animals (particularly when they do not like dogs).
6. My favorite dog breed is a Golden-Doodle; however, unless we eventually move to a larger home, we simply do not have the space for a large dog.
7. I will only adopt animals that do not shed (hence my two hairless cats, yorkie-poo, and micro pig) as I am highly allergic to pet hair and quite honestly despise the constant sweeping/vacuuming animal shedding entails.
8. I am addicted to Light Soy Chocolate milk.
9. I love chocolate; however, throughout my pregnancy with Caleb, I despised all brands as it tasted like chalk.
10. I adore shoes (particularly boots); however, I am always barefoot whenever I am at home.
11. I can only sleep soundly if the room temperature is cool and there is a fan turned on high (I shamelessly take a box fan to every hotel I have ever traveled to).
12. Although I am initially nervous I actually greatly enjoy public speaking, especially if it’s on a topic I am passionate about.
13. I am currently employed as an adoption worker and derive great joy in helping to facilitate foster parent adoptions.
14. Despite the current cold weather my office is inevitably very, very warm. Alas, employees must choose between freezing outdoors or burning up inside.
15. My biggest guilty pleasure is reading tabloid magazines, particularly People, US, and In Touch.
16. I have been told repeatedly that I give great advice; however, I am notorious for not applying the same wisdom in my personal life.
17. I am an extremely picky eater and often eat the same items over and over again.
18. My least favorite activity is grocery shopping. I simply hate it each and every time.
19. My sisters and I have been blessed with extremely thick hair.
20. I wear medium tinted SPF 20 Aveno moisturizer everyday and avoid sun bathing and tanning beds at all cost. Consequently, I am frequently told I look much younger than my actual age and attribute this solely to the fact I wear sunscreen daily.
21. I love acrylic nails, however, I am too lazy to maintain the upkeep of getting fills every two weeks.
22. I always carry hand sanitizer (in my purse, in my car, and at my desk at work).
23. I adore wearing hats, especially during the fall and winter seasons.
24. I always wear sunglasses as I cannot stand to squint outdoors. Generally I wear aviator style sunglasses as I find them to be the most flattering.
25. I love antique and costume jewelry-especially rings…the more extravagant the better.
26. Even after an entire year, I still grieve over having to remove my nose piercing. Inexplicably (despite my vigilant cleansing routine) it continued to cause problems. Consequently I have had my naval piercing since 2001 and it has never given me any problems.
27. I adore wearing false eyelashes though I rarely do so simply because it’s time consuming to apply and they can be quite costly.
28. Mariah Carey’s song, “All I Want for Christmas is You” is my absolute favorite (non-religious) Christmas song. My favorite religious Christmas song is “Oh Holy Night”.
29. I am obsessed with the “True Blood” series. Currently the character “Alcide” is my favorite however this is subject to change once the new season airs.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Excerpts from Lola
Dear Mommy-
I’m really sorry about the mess I made yesterday afternoon. Secretly I thought you might think it was either Izzie or the cats who chewed up the golden star tree ornament. Unfortunately (as I do not possess opposable thumbs) I could not rid the incriminating gold paint and glitter stuck to my snout. Due to the trail of glitter and the gold markings on my face, Matt instantly came to the conclusion I was the culprit. Obviously I have no self control and understand your reasoning for moving all of the ornaments up higher on the Christmas tree. I promise to try and behave whenever you guys are out as I know Santa’s coming soon and I am hoping for some great loot.
Always,
Lola ^-^
I’m really sorry about the mess I made yesterday afternoon. Secretly I thought you might think it was either Izzie or the cats who chewed up the golden star tree ornament. Unfortunately (as I do not possess opposable thumbs) I could not rid the incriminating gold paint and glitter stuck to my snout. Due to the trail of glitter and the gold markings on my face, Matt instantly came to the conclusion I was the culprit. Obviously I have no self control and understand your reasoning for moving all of the ornaments up higher on the Christmas tree. I promise to try and behave whenever you guys are out as I know Santa’s coming soon and I am hoping for some great loot.
Always,
Lola ^-^
Manic Wednesday
Exhausted from staying up late last night, I fell into a deep and catatonic sleep. Be it exhaustion or the Valium I took prior to falling asleep (which I took to ensure a restful night of sleep due to recent bouts of insomnia I’ve been experiencing) I overslept this morning. As I was rushing around like a mad woman, I quickly tossed in my lunch for work into my canvas bag and promptly jetted out the door. Naturally traffic was a nightmare as people in Kentucky drive as if there’s a blizzard coming down when in actuality it’s a few mere snowflakes. Desperate for caffeine I popped open a Diet Dr. Pepper as is my habit each morning on my commute to work (alas, I despise the smell and taste of coffee). Unfortunately in my attempt to inject caffeine into my body immediately I mistakenly opened up my low sodium V-8 veggie juice. Personally I find the veggie juice somewhat repulsive but in my desire to consume at least 2-4 veggies a day I can force myself to choke the vile liquid down as eating raw vegetables is completely out of the question. With that said, I would never opt for a V-8 first thing in the morning and was forced to spit it out as there is a huge difference between expecting to consume a diet Dr. Pepper at 7 AM versus a healthy (non caffeinated) beverage.
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