1. Spray tanning- the perfect concoction of sun kissed perfection minus the skin damage, sun spots, and advanced aging sunbathing entails. While the upkeep's tedious I know it will be worth it when I'm in my forties/fifties and look ten years younger than my peers.
2. Botox is a girl's best friend....I used to think Juvaderm was as well but I've decided I prefer my natural lips after all (go figure)...
3. I am a tattoo junkie...fourteen and counting, however unless I am sans clothing only a handful are visible.
4. The longer my hair grows the easier the maintenance....opposite of what I long suspected (at this rate I'll probably let it grow down to my ass out of sheer convenience).
5. Marriage is not for me- I have (twice) failed miserably at it and it doesn't take a genius (or a therapist for that matter) to see I should avoid it all costs...(not to mention the fact the entire concept does not even remotely appeal to me).
6. My honesty sometimes gets me into trouble- I'm strong willed, independent, and liberal (to the point it is often to my own detriment yet I am compelled to express myself nonetheless).
7. I am learning to exercise tolerance and patience (the latter is the most challenging for me).
8. If a patience is a virtue then I'm basically screwed.
9. I find humor and intellect undeniably sexy.
10. My world would be colorless without books.
11. I like some of my books better than some of my friends.
12. I despise temperatures over 83 and under 60 degrees so basically I'm pissed off at the weatherman year round.
13. I secretly like animals more than most people.
14. I'm especially skilled at outing my own secrets.
15. While I adore my son as well as most of my friends children, I would rather saw off my own body parts than have another baby.
16. People sometimes think I act in extremes.
17. But I prefer to think of myself as challenging societal boundaries.
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