Naked as a Jay Bird...

Blame it on my mother but the fact remains I have never been comfortable sleeping naked. Frightened of everything as a child, I still remember my mother telling me I couldn't sleep in a T-shirt because it wasn't made out of the same "flame resistant" material used to make children's pajamas. Fast forward to my adult years (in which adult pajamas are not made out of "flame resistant" material-trust me I've checked), I am still unable to sleep sans clothes. The fear of a house fire as an adult remains but for different reasons than my childhood fear of my pajamas catching fire. My fear? I would be jay bird naked climbing down from my fiery second story bedroom window while all of my neighbors watched me in all of my naked glory.